This blog is a tribute to one of the greatest english teachers of all time: Matt Thomas. Join us on our Moby Dick-A-Thon adventures, and experience the wonder, passion, and power of Matt Thomas’ brilliance.
December 10, 2009
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"…you want to be clean, right? The blood all contained in one area, in case the guts go all over the pla…that’s gross. I hope no one in here knows someone who was ax mudered in the shower, because that would be very insensitive of me."
- MT; 3rd period on dramatic irony
December 7, 2009
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"Why would someone have five hundred gallons of sperm in their head? Now that I think about…I do know people with 500 gallons of sperm in their head. It also spilled, leaked and dribbled away in the ticklish business."
- MT; 3rd period
December 4, 2009
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"Also, chickens are good pets. And you can eat them."
- MT; 3rd period
December 3, 2009
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"Touch my throat, I’ll rip your kid out."
- MT; 3rd period
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"You know, this morning in the shower I was debating…whoa that was too much information."
- MT; 3rd period
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"Are you absent? Mattsclass.com! Are you stupid? Mattsclass.com! Do you have…oh, I was gonna say herpes."
- MT: 3rd period
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"He’s really an okay teacher, but…well, he really hurt my feeling about doughnuts."
- MT; 3rd period
October 21, 2009
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So, he knows.
We are a band of about four students in various class periods that record Matt’s strange comments in between Moby-Dick reads. We love his class, have nothing against him. etc, etc. And one of his students that likes to go by “Hall & Oates” (whoever they are…) just commented on his website about this blog.
Creepy? NO!
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"Did he just flip him off in whale-speak?!"
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MT
3rd Period.
October 19, 2009
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"…He ejaculates, which in olden times meant exclaim.."
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MT
3rd period
